[ That's fair, though in Susato's defense, she rather enjoys long stories. Normally the ones she likes involve murder and intrigue, but she doesn't think she'll be disappointed by this one. ]

Well, perhaps someday I will be regaled with the long version by one of you. I'm sure she had a very good reason for wanting to get in.

[ . . . ]

One day, over a hot meal... and tea. [ Because this dork does not drink alcohol. Yet. ]